DBZ Movie 8: The Legendary Super Saiyan
1) The plot is incredulous. Really, Broly has this insatiable blood lust because as they were both babies, Goku cried by his crib. /WHAT/ He was a fucking baby! Do you remember the loud ass baby that wailed by you in the adjacent crib?! I sure as hell don’t! his is a legit reason to both remember and hate someone? This made sense to someone in the time it was made. Not me though.
2) What is that about nobly killing Frieza? Yeah okay, Frieza destroyed Planet Vegeta. Were talking about the same race of people who also went around killing people just to sell their planets and or to invoke fear in other galaxies. If anything, DBZ has taught me that life forms everywhere are stupid and like to fight to seem powerful so…everyone should eat a cookie and sit the fuck down.
3) No Training You Say, Goku? Right, this was smack in the middle of the week before the Cell Games. Let’s discuss how Goku said they would just rest, live the good life, and fish and shit. I don’t think any of this constitutes as shooting the shit on a weekend.
4) Vegeta can be a scaredy cat. Yeah this was just an eye opener for me. What is all this, “Were gonna die~~~” whiner shit, Vegeta?! What am I seeing from you right now?? I’m not even done (watching as I type) and there are two other films with this fucker Broly, including “Bio-Broly” where he’s some sewage looking motherfucker, idk. I’m looking forward to the Cooler films. At least he’s /releated/ to Frieza. T_T